To continue the recently revived bachelor/bachelorette of the month tradition, the Jagwire interviewed another Jaguar. This month’s bachelor is Thomas Olson (11). Thomas is a junior here at Falls Church, and has participated in track and cross country over his time here so far. Thomas is well known for his beastly pole vaulting and sprinting skills on the track team, in addition to his hardworking and dedicated attitude in the classroom.

What is your favorite pickup line?

Hey, don’t frown, you never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

What do you think is your best personal trait?

I’m funny and can make jokes (sorta) but know when to take things seriously.

What is your favorite feature of a woman?

Beautiful hair that gleams in the sun.

What’s your idea of an ideal first date?

Going somewhere nice and quiet, like a walk in the park and just having a good time.

What’s your biggest pet peeve?

When people steal my catchphrases and then use them incorrectly, such as “It’s lovely.”

Who is your favorite musician?

I listen to a lot of music genres and it’s hard to choose, but I like Eminem and Kendrick Lamar a lot.

If you could go on a vacation anywhere, where would you go?

I would go to Italy, it seems like a really cool place to go and visit and eat some delicious food.

What is one of your hobbies?

Video games!  I’m hooked on Fallout 4 and I highly recommend it.

What is your spirit animal?

I think a turtle. Slow, wise, and always close to home.
So we’ve learned some interesting things about Thomas. Overall he is a really well-rounded student. He has good taste in music, he’s cultured, he’s athletic, and most importantly of all, he knows how to keep it real.