Bachelor of the Month: Mark Slacin
October 25, 2016
There are many new, bright faces this year at Falls Church High School, yet none shine as brightly as transfer Mark Slacin (11). This handsome junior transferred this year from St. Stephen’s St. Agnes. He has many desirable qualities that any reasonable hu- man would appreciate. These range from his above average height, fabulous stylish hair and a very respectable wardrobe.
Many of Mark’s friends and acquaintances can’t help but realize how wonderful he is. Mark’s good pal, Joe Mack (11), even says, “He is the wisest man I know!” This is just the tip of the iceberg of wonderful reviews. He is somehow able to maintain very strong grades, even while participating in many activities. Mark also has time to play soccer at a high level. He plays on Premier AC soccer team, and plans to try out for the Falls Church team. To put the icing on the cake, Mark also works a stressful job as a Five Below cashier. Even with all these things to do, Mark would have no prob- lem making time for a lady.
Mark has a very bright future ahead of him as well. With his great grades and extracurriculars, Mark is looking at prestigious universities such as the College of William & Mary, George Mason University and the University of Virginia. Don’t fear, Mark might seem too intelligent, or not exciting. He in fact has a soft side that many do not know about. He likes to take long walks on the beach, or any other body of water.
Mark also enjoys cats, as well as dogs! Unlike a lot of people, Mark has a place in in his heart for both beloved pets. The animal loving doesn’t stop there! In an exclusive interview with Mark, he revealed that he in fact “loves birds.” He is a perfect man for any animal lovers out there.
Another interesting fact about this bachelor is his favorite temperature is 76 degrees, and for this reason his favorite season is the fall. Well ladies, now is the time to swoop in and lock down Mark. His favorite season is approaching, and it would be no sur- prise if someone scoops him up by the end of the calendar year!